Ever wondered about that person you met the other day on OKC or POF? We are approaching a new age in technology where our privacy is being invaded. Names change, but faces always remain the same (unless you haven’t aged well or had plastic surgery). Google Glass face recognition software will allow you to scan the facial features of anyone and do an instant background check on them! This way you don’t have to actually type in their name into Google search. Creepy or cool? You decide!
1. Instant Criminal Record Check
With Google Glass face recognition software, you can determine whether or not the person you’ve just met online has been on Mugshots or something similar. This way you will know whether or not Tyrone Jenkins is really “T-Dawg da Black Vagina Finda” who was convicted of several rape charges or if he’s a convicted pedophile or sex offender by doing a scan of his face.
Google Glass will instantly search the images database and check if you have a mug shot.
2. Are you dating a porn star?
Have you ever wondered whether or not that person you’re dating has some naughty pictures or videos on Youporn? Do you want confirmation whether or not the girl you’re dating participates in 7 man gang bangs on the weekends? If you’re a girl, would you like to find out if the guy you’re dating was one of those seven men in the gang bang video? Names (and stage names) change. Now you can find out with Google Glass face recognition software!
Even the ugliest dude out there could be a porn star
3. How old are you really?
Many women tend to trim a few years off their age (okay fine, men do it too and I’m guilty of the same thing), so with Google Glass, you can do an instant check on a public records database and find out just how old someone is. I guess it would be beneficial if you are an 19 year old girl using Google Glass to find out that Antonio Giovanni you met on Plenty of Fish is actually a 45 year old pedophile who preys on young women. Once again, names change, but faces don’t; find out who he really is with Google Glass!
This creeper is over 50 and he wants to date a 16 year old!
4. Are you really who you say you are?
Speaking of Don Juan Rico Antonio Giovanni Gallarde, with Google Glass, you will be able to find out that the douche bag with the Italian name is not really Italian because his real name is Andy B. Wilcox and just told you his name was Giovanni Gallarde in order to sound way more suave than he really is. At least you can call these mofos out for their fake Jersey Shore ways.
Hint: Leo isn’t really a pilot (at least not in this movie)
5. Are you married?
Most men and some women who date online are married. If you are a chick you will be able to find out if he’s just using you for sex and if you are a dude, you will know whether or not you need to watch out for the the angry husband with a big butcher’s knife or .45 magnum revolver.
You know those married dudes who are on OKC and POF? That’s one of them!
6. Are you crazy?
With Google Glass you can verify whether or not your date had ever checked into a mental institution (with some hacked software of course) to make sure you are not dating a schizophrenic maniac who idolizes the Joker (oh wait, that’s me! LOL).
Now you can find out whether or not your date has been admitted to the psychiatry ward!
7. Do you have any weird STDs?
This one is beneficial to everyone! It will save you the hassle of getting tested together. With Google Glass you can find out whether or not your date has any type of STD by browsing medical records! This could save your life and something like this should probably be published for all of our safety!