REVERSE YELP – Ariel Biggs: Condescending “Foodie” and Untrustworthy Doctor in Columbus Ohio

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Yelp is a place where douche bags from all walks of life can talk sh*t and trash a businesses reputation.  I personally think Yelp is a good idea and a bad idea since there are always haters out there.  Since there is no “Reverse Yelp” where the business owner can talk sh*t about the patrons, Daclaud dot com will be sure to champion the idea; the under dog’s champion if you will.

In expressing my First Amendment rights, my humble opinion is that Dr. Ariel Biggs (some kind of douche bag physician with a superiority complex in Columbus Ohio) is such a condescending b*tch.  Judging from her review on Yelp about Lotus Leaf, it appears she may have been spoon fed Vietnamese food all her life by her third world slave labor servants that she  brought over by some kind of modern day slave trade.  Apparently Ariel Biggs knows Asian food (in particular, Vietnamese food) so well, she must have either had a bunch of Vietnamese servants or she owns a Vietnamese restaurant herself, I don’t know.

Anyways, here is her Review on Yelp:

“When I harken back to my experience eating here, I cringe a little bit. They say they sell Vietnamese food which is what enticed me to visit as Vietnamese is the food I crave most in this world. THEY DO NOT SELL AUTHENTIC VIETNAMESE CUISINE.  (no shit, Sherlock Lotus Leaf is NOT a Vietnamese restaurant – Daclaud)
I ordered Pho which is usually the first thing I order to use as a divining rod at any new Vietnamese place I visit. It was disgusting. There was a thick layer of grease on the top of my soup which was so clearly separated from the rest of the dish that it looked like a science experiment. The meat was so tough that is was nearly inedible. The bean sprouts and herbs were wilted and bitter. This is the first time that I haven’t even been able to convince myself to finish a bowl of Pho.

My fiancé ordered a special which was allegedly Thai, but came out looking and tasting distinctly like an average Chinese sweet and sour chicken.

If you are not well educated on Asian food, you will certainly not see the difference between Lotus Leaf and just another Chinese take out joint. Please just don’t go with expectations of quality Thai or Vietnamese.”

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This is Ariel Bigg’s Yelp image (once again, this is posted under the FAIR USE law of expressing an opinion about a photo).  So now I will now proceed express my opinion about this photo:

  • She’s a doctor?  Look at all the beers she has in front of her (and this is probably on a typical work day).
  • Personally I would not want to see a doctor who likes to party like this at her patient’s expense.
  • Personally, I would NOT trust a doctor looks like this due to the fact that she reminds me of those stuck up, drunk party girls you see at the clubs all the time.
  • I would personally want a more mature looking doctor who looks like they know what they are doing.

If you ever get Ariel Biggs as your doctor, I would advise you to seek a different alternative.  Then again, the choice is yours…  You can go see a hung over doctor who likes to party; I’ll bet that’s why she became a doctor; not to genuinely help people, but instead make more money to party and drink cheap beer.  You would think she would be able to afford a micro brew, but I guess she prefers the same sh*t she drank in college after having paganistic orgies with fellow medical students (this is just speculation and may not be true, so you really can’t say I slandered her). Doctors have certainly become douche bags these days.

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This is Ariel Biggs’ Doctor photo and she is the most hideous person I’ve ever seen (both inside and out).

Anyways, this is Ariel Biggs’ “professional photo” (and no, Doctor Biggs, you cannot sue me for this because this photo is used under the FAIR USE law, in expression of an opinion or to write up a news report), so I’m going to make an opinion about your Fugly ass;  your fiance may find you attractive, but I think anyone who willing wanted to date you might have just been drunk or high, but most likely (in my humble opinion) a dude is with you is because of the money you make as a doctor.  I mean seriously, with that hooked nose, you kind of remind me of the Wicked witch of the West.

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But if I had to pick, I would rather f*ck the Wicked Witch of the West.  Ariel Biggs is just ridiculously ugly and I’m sure her personality matches her ugliness ten times.  I would not touch her with the Elephant Man’s dick!

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 I’m sure as horny and perverted as Gollum looks, he would not even want to f*ck Ariel Biggs.

So now we all know that Ariel Biggs is a Doctor, but I think she is probably a really sh*tty doctor (hey she trashed a small business on Yelp) because she is a condescending person who is more hurtful than helpful (personally, I have always assumed that doctors were supposed to help people, she did the opposite).  Ariel Biggs needs to realize that her Yelp posting may have psychologically and financially damaged the owners and employees of any small business that the trashes, because the general population will always believe what they want to believe and I hope they believe me when I say that Ariel Biggs is a real b*tch (once again, this is my opinion, just like Ariel Biggs made her opinion on Yelp).

Since she is a doctor, I believe Ariel Biggs had sworn to help people, but her post on Yelp caused someone to get fired from their job for not making her food the way it “should be” (according to her standards).  Ariel Biggs, you are a real b*tch who deserves to contract some life changing disease such as necrotizing fasciitis.  Maybe then you will be humbled like you should be.

 

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About Daclaud Lee
Daclaud Lee is a resident of Columbus Ohio.

3 Comments on REVERSE YELP – Ariel Biggs: Condescending “Foodie” and Untrustworthy Doctor in Columbus Ohio

  1. Doctor Ariel Biggs is probably the worst doctor you will ever find! How’s that for a reverse Yelp!

  2. This is hilarious. It’s clear you don’t know Dr. Biggs very well. The truth is she is actually from Podunk, West Virginia and tries to pass herself off as cultured to cover up her true hillbilly background. What you did get right is that she is a total bitch. Bravo on that.

    • I won’t judge a person by her past and I have nothing against Hillbillies. Most Hillbillies are actually decent people. Ariel Biggs is not (at least based on her pictures and her writing; you can judge people from their writing).

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